It wasn't on its way to rescue another tourist from a destroyed glass-bottomed bridge was it?
From yesterday:
"The tourist held on for 35 minutes while firefighters and police officers attempted to rescue him, and he eventually crawled to safety, Xinhua reported. Nobody was injured, but the tourist was moved to a hospital and is receiving counseling, the outlet said."
The poor guy had to crawl to safety. I bet I know what that "counseling" consisted of.
Yeah.
"Shut up and we let you keep one of your kidneys."