[cuban leaf]

My day is too busy to talk about my car’s extended warranty.

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Those are the ones I get whenever I DO answer the call. And I’ll do that out of boredom sometimes for fun, even though the phone tags it as “probable spam”.

[SamAdams76]

Sometimes I like to have fun with the telemarketers and scam artists. One of my favorite routines is to talk like that Karl guy from "Slingblade".

"I don't reckon I need none of that aluminum siding but you got any of those french fried potaters? I been eating them ever since they let me out of that nervous hospital. Said I wasn't a danger to nobody no more. I shore do like them french fried potaters."