[bagster]

Yeah, possible huge news so I had to come out of lurkdom.

When you come out, you come out strong.

Stay a spell. FReeQdom's women are much hotter than Lurkdom's. And we got pie. Possum pie is on special this week.

[17strings]

And we got pie. Possum pie is on special this week.

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Lived in a mobile home once, with hillbilly neighbors behind us. One time I was trying to chase a possum from underneath the home, mainly because the piss was stinking the place up. I succeeded in evicting the varmint.

Later that day I went outside again, and the hillbilly dude yelled to me across the way, “Ah got yer possum raht here, if’n yew want ‘im!” I replied, “No, I was chasing him away!” He looked puzzled, and said, “Ah thought yew wanted to cook ‘im!”