I was sure that you were joking, but it’s true, he actually was on his way to Anger Management Class!
Now, if she had no other choice but to call 911, she would have been dead or maimed by the time the cops got there, presuming they would not try to wait till 20 minutes of intense action had passed first.
I cannot really blame cops that do that. They too want to live another day.
That does sound like something I'd make up, but what's this "trying to be funny" BS?!? Stuff like that really ****es me off, and... oh, sorry.