[1Old Pro]

What’s the catch? There’s always a catch.

We need to hire 400,000 park rangers to keep an eye on people.

[PROCON]

We need to hire 400,000 park rangers to keep an eye on people.

And to make sure hunters and fishermen are wearing their masks in the great outdoors.

I wonder if you'll need to be vaccinated in order to get hunting/fishing licenses?

[dsc]

“We need to hire 400,000 park rangers to keep an eye on people.”

All affirmative-action hires, no doubt.

“Sir, do you have a big-game tag for that squirrel? I’m going to keep my finger on the trigger while you look for it, so don’t make any sudden moves.”