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Bill Gates was walking through a London restaurant and saw Hugh Grant dining alone. He invited himself down, and ordered a very nice bottle of wine. After some conversation, Bill asks if he can ask a personal question, and Hugh says of course. “Hugh, you are a good looking guy. You have a super-model finance. Why with the prostitute?”

Hugh looked at Bill and asked him, “Bill, you haven’t had many women in your life, have you?” Bill sheepishly shook his head no. “Well, Bill, I have, and let me tell you, she is the best piece of ass I’ve had anywhere in the world!” Bill asked, “Is she still in business?” Hugh gave Bill her card.

The next day, Bill lay in bed smiling from ear to ear as the woman is getting dressed. Bill says, “Now I know why Hugh Grant calls you the best piece of ass he’s had anywhere in the world!”

She looks at him and says, “And now I know why you named your company, MicroSoft!”