On his first day in a catholic high school, a friend of mine told me that a teacher stood up in the lunchroom and asked who the strongest student in the freshman class was.
Some knuckle dragger swaggered up to the stage where the teacher promptly cold cocked him in the head and knocked him unconscious.
He said ‘don’t screw around in my school” and walked away.
I’ll take “Things that never happened” for a thousand, Alex.