Rich is way down the list.
No rap sheet. Not a druggie or alcoholic. No tattoos, piercings or implants. Identifies as a XY 100% man and isn’t bi or whatever. A conservative. Not a bum and has a job. Is kind to animals, children and people in general. Is brave enough to protect his home and family. Follows the 10 Commandments. Is a proud American who removes his hat and never takes a knee.
Implants? What kinda guy has implants? What kind of implants can a guy even get?
I meet all your requirements except one; Iām kinda negligent about removing my hat š...