““Perp, DOA having been hit a total of 14 times.”
Did everyone pass the qualification part of the class?”
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INSTRUCTOR: “Everyone here passed. You can all go home. I was going to bring you to the range to improve your targetting skills, but judging by the holes, it’s not required. God Bless America”
LOL!
If I was the CCW instructor, I’d be compelled to gather the students who participated in saving the LEOs’s lives and say, “Class dismissed. Y’all are good to go. Here’s your certificates,” and buy them all some beers.