Will I even have time to pass gas?
Re Will I even have time to pass gas? I’ve been doing that for months (due to internal surgery). Perhaps I can counter the incoming sun’s gas.
Might even provide late Spring aurora shows for us. Calling Greta Thuneberg. You are wanted at Launching Pad 1 at Cape Canaveral for an earth-climate saving mission (one way but you’ll be a hero, of sorts, or cinders).
Nope. We’re doomed! DOOMED I TELL YA!’’.