LOL the moment I saw your original comment I knew you’d be fending off the outrage of the satire-deficient.
What satire? If you do one DANGEROUS thing one time and nothing bad happened that proves it’s safe. Perfectly logical and rational thinking. I just disproved the hysteria of TRAFFIC SAFETY flat earthers by crossing the local 12 lane interstate while blind folded. And here I am posting away, proving conclusively they are just hystercal nutjobs warning by against that.