Mrs. Mith is a dried up crone and a one trick pony. He very much enjoys the word 'idiot'. She fancies herself the Queen of FreeRepublic and is very jealous and hateful that we have displaced her and become a more reliable source for news. she is an illiterate, self-important, washed up old lady from a bygone era.
She longs for the days before electricity when men would come calling and take her for a buggy ride of a Sunday afternoon, if Pa approved.
