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To: ConservativeStatement

Guy goes into a bar and of all things there’s a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the bar owner had to replace his human bartender.
The robot says “what will you have?” The guy says “martini”. The robot brings the man the best martini ever and says “what’s your IQ?”. The man says “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy then leaves but is still curious. So he turns around and returns to the bar. The robot says “what will you have?” Guy says “martini” The robot again makes the best martini ever and say “what’s your IQ?” The guy says “100”. The robot then talks about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but is even more interested so he returns yet again. “What will you have?” A “martini” guy says and the robot makes yet another great martini. “What’s your IQ?” says the robot. The guys say “oh, about 50”.
The robot leans in real close and says “so, you people still happy you voted for biden?”


7 posted on 04/20/2021 2:16:25 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (Vsetko Umiera! Build the Wall and build it tall, then build a gallows and hang them ALL!)
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To: snuffy smiff

Thanks for the smile!


21 posted on 04/20/2021 2:37:14 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Espec now.)
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