[be-baw]

Dude, you are full of it and you clearly do not know how to make scrambled eggs. Sheeesh, you can’t even describe how to make them.

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

My answer was facetious. I assumed that anyone able to use a keyboard should be able to cook scrambled eggs without step by step instructions.

I'm actually rather stunned to find out that apparently is not the case.