[bagster]

Maybe she was hitting on you, but you were too slow on the uptake.

Hmmm, you may be onto something.

I'll have to make sure to sexually harass her on my next visit.

[Snowybear]

I used to have a female doctor. Physicals were always a fun time. When she did my prostate exam I’d say things like, “Do I get dinner and a movie first” or “Let me know if you find my house keys”. She wasn’t amused. I always was. She once fixed my hernia with her thumb. It hurt like a mofo but it worked.

I changed doctors because of distance. My male doctor asks me if I have to get up during the night to you know, the thing. I respond no and that’s it. I like him, he’s a smart dude.

-SB