; “no, I can’t get it. I’m part of the control group in this study”
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I like it. I have fun walking by the vaccine sign up table at my local Publix several times a week. They see me coming now. Yesterday as I was walking by, I asked the girl behind the table, “ how many guinea pigs today?” “59” she replied, smiling thru her mask.
At the end of the table, a guy about my age, very obese with several visible co-morbidities was filling out the guinea pig form. “Looks like it’s about to be 60”, I said. Dude looked up with confused eyes above his mask, then went back to filling out his form.
Covidiot: I got my vax so I can be safe. Did you get yours?
Me: No.
Covidiot: Why not, don’t you want to be safe?
Me: I can’t.
Covidiot: Why not?
Me: I’ve volunteered for the control group in this study.
Covidiot: Study? (scratches head)