“Park police detectives, the K-9 Unit and an explosive detecting K-9 named Prime fully investigate the object, officials said. They quickly realized it was harmless.”
LOL I suppose that this is considered “wise use of resources.”
Reminds me of a bomb threat call years ago at a school. It consisted of 2 wires with alligator clips on the end clipped to the studs that held the toilet to the floor. No call was made, but they evacuated the school anyway.
How much do they pay the studs for holding the toilet to the floor? And where do they find such folk? (I shudder to think...)
Bloody nasty job, if you ask me, but then I suppose somebody has to do it. Wouldn’t do to have the loo on the lam while you’re trying to pinch a loaf; nasty thought, that.