[SamAdams76]

Those mugshots brings to mind the old Winston Churchill line about the wife threatening to poison her husband.

"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

[Tailback]

Haha! Sir Winston had some zingers.

We’ve already established that, now we’re haggling about the price.

Yes I am drunk. Tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly

If you were my wife I’d gladly drink it

Rum, buggery, and the lash. Those are naval traditions

[Bratch]

Lady Astor, to Churchill:

“If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!”

to which he responded,

“Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”