My prefered neopronoun is “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”. That’s actually the name of a town in Wales. I’ve never been there, but I strongly identify with it - so strongly that I demand that all liberals use it when referring to me.
I’m thinking that in a prior lifetime I was mayor of the town, or something like that.
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith.
FWIW this is the best pronunciation of your neopronoun I’ve heard yet...
Was that a town featured on Michael Palin’s “Confessions of a Train Spotter”?