I’ve had the first jab of the Moderna vaccine.
Last night there was a full moon and I woke up feeling compelled to go outside and howl at it.
I went in the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Hair had sprouted out all over my face. Not real dark hairs, but thin light hairs, even on my forehead.
My two canine teeth had lengthened about 1/4 inch each, making it where I couldn’t close my bite all the way.
It was really weird, I thought maybe I was dreaming, at least I was praying that I was, so I went back to bed.
This morning I woke up and, it must have been me as I was here alone and we have no pets, I had peed on the oriental rug in the hallway.
I think I saw you drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. You had a Chinese menu in your hand, right?