Well, thank goodness Stacey is safely ensconced as GA’s Governor......or she’d be awfully unpopular ....../s.
Watta relief——THIS JUST IN-——MLB All-Star Game Moved From Atlanta To China’s Uyghur Prison Camp Yard
Tickets sell for either $1000 .......or a helpful tip to the Red Chinese government about your neighbor’s activities.
Every ticket bought gives the lucky buyer a chance to be an organ donor
Most importantly, the prison camp has no ban on early voting, since there is no voting, and no law against giving voters water, since there are no voters.
Or water.
This should be one of the most exciting games in recent memory.
Any player who fails to stand for the Chinese pledge of allegiance or points to God to thank Him for a great play will be shot on sight.
However, the game will be limited to just three extra innings, as Disney needs the space immediately after to film a documentary on Georgia’s bad voting laws.
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