[Secret Agent Man]

I could tell by the name alone.

[Pining_4_TX]

I don’t even want to know what he did with her after he kidnapped her. The story doesn’t give any details, if they do know.

[TokarevM57]

...oh, for Pete’s sake.....! those darned Amish up to no good again....!!...er, ahhhh, or is he Irish....? sumthin’ with an “..ish” after his last name..... seriously, can we maybe bring back drawing and quartering for just a while....?? or how about pouring molten lead down this PoS’s throat..??

[Fightin Whitey]

I could tell by the name alone.

Think Buckwheat, only with a 200 point reduction in I.Q.