[bagster]

They won’t go hungry before I’m found, when I die.

One cannot be so sure of that. Sometimes it takes weeks to find a dead old person.

I understand cats start with the eyes, before they dry up and then move on to the soft parts of the face, before tackling the more meaty parts.

Cat's were never your friend.

Dogs were, but they get hungry too.

Death is like the Discovery channel.

[17strings]

Cat’s were never your friend.

Dogs were, but they get hungry too.

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Dogs are okay when they belong to friends. But I am a cat whisperer, and have been friend to countless felines, both domesticated and feral. So on this, you know not of what you speak.

[Farcesensitive]