“If Tiger were a stand up guy, like say Nicklaus, he would get on his crutches and hobble up to a mic and tell his side of the event as he recalls it.”
The fact he hasn’t told the public what happened says quite a lot. Drugs, alcohol and/or just idiotic speeding - take your pick.
The Crash That Never Was
Welcome to the final round of the 2021 Masters. We have a special treat upcoming in our next segment. So stay tuned for an exciting interview of a heroic recovery we know you’ll all enjoy.”
“Heroic”
“Fantastic”
“Eager”
“Wonderful”
“Welcome back”
“Looking forward”
“Roll model”
“Remarkable”
“Never happened”