[wildcard_redneck]

It is hard to get whiter than Denver.

[mountainlion]

It is hard to get whiter than Denver. ..

It is hard to get dirtier than Denver, a home camp to the homeless. The liberal armpit of the state.

[Hieronymus]

It is hard to get whiter than Denver.

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Try the conservative/Evangelical bastions of:

Portland, Seattle, Salt Lake City