Путин стреляет Байдена actually means “Putin shoots Biden.” стрелa means “arrow.”
Now you’ve done it. Secret Service agents are going to be sent to all of our homes to b!tch slap each of us into turning informer. 32-74 HIKE! Let them knock their brains out figuring that play out. B!tch slap away, fellas. I will not betray my comrades;{
The OP is aware of that. He modified the translation for obvious reasons.