The HUGE lie is from YOU, bagster. Please show me ONE incident of slipping on the ice and breaking a hip reported to VAERS, then.
You people will go to any extent, tell any lie, to hoodwink people into taking your evil vax.
Have you no shame?
Wait. This just in:
My next door neighbor got the vax. The next day a piano fell on his head. It was reported to VAERS as a potential 'adverse effect' from taking the vax. Just kidding.
But you're picking up what I'm putting down, eh?
"My next door neighbor got the vax. The next day a piano fell on his head. It was reported to VAERS as a potential 'adverse effect' from taking the vax. Just kidding. "I know you're kidding, but that seriously would be recorded in VAERS. 100%. It's a death, which is an adverse event, VAERS ID 10011906. By law, this would be recorded in VAERS. That's literally how this all works.
From the VAERS website itself: 
"Serious adverse events regardless of causality"
Doesn't matter if a piano fell on your friend; it's still getting recorded in VAERS by law.