[dfwgator]

To be fair, if you or I splashed a bunch of colors on a wall, it would look different from this “artwork,” just by the law of averages.

But I'd bet if I passed my work off as that of Jackson Pollock, somebody would fall for it.

[Tax-chick]

Probably, if you used the same materials.

Per the article: The damaged 95-by-275-inch untitled piece was painted by Paris-based artist JonOne, a k a Harlem-born John Andrew Perello, before a live audience in 2016 — and is valued at a whopping $500,000.

"Valued" is a tricky word, not to be confused with "worth." Although, as my late father used to say, "A sick chicken is worth whatever someone will give you for it."

[kosciusko51]

Gamora:
And by the way... Your ship is filthy.

Peter Quill:
Filthy? She has no idea. If we had a blacklight, this thing would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Rocket Raccoon:
You got issues, Quill.