I had a slightly more difficult time with evacuating stinky waste a couple of days after getting the first shot. AND IT WAS *****NOT****** THE ENCHILADAS THAT I ATE THE NIGHT BEFORE! THE FEARPERS TELL ME THAT IT WAS, AND THAT I WAS ONLY FREAKING OUT, BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE! THE SHEEP WILL NOT BEND OVER AND ADMIT THAT IT’S THE VACCINE CONSPIRACY! THE DREADED VACCINE OF THE BEAST WILL MAKE YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STINK! I’M GOING TO SEND THIS IMPORTANT INFO TO VAERS IMMEDIATELY!
[Heh, heh. Take that.]
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The Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) is a national vaccine safety surveillance program run by CDC and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). VAERS serves as an early warning system to detect possible safety issues with U.S. vaccines by collecting information about adverse events (possible side effects or health problems) that occur after vaccination.
VAERS is used to detect possible safety problems – called “signals” – that may be related to vaccination. If a vaccine safety signal is identified through VAERS, scientists may conduct further studies to find out if the signal represents an actual risk.
The main goals of VAERS are to: