[seowulf]

“The aisles are too narrow on your planes and my elbows kept getting bumped by the pudgy flight attendant who couldn’t control the movement of her ass”

We really move our tail for you.

[ridesthemiles]

Remember when Continental called themselves “The Proud Bird With The Golden Tail”???

A friend of mine used to fly them all the time, and he called Continental:

“The Big Buzzard With The Brass Ass”....