[real saxophonist]

At Domino's I would occasionally get a bunch of teenagers who thought they were being clever by giving me a Ziploc bag full of change.

I always made them count it out, and it was always at least a dollar short.

I told them their pizza would be at the store if they could come up with the rest of the money, but I'm not wasting my time coming back out here.

[cyclotic]

My daughter worked at a Domino’s a few years ago. One night some derelict came in and tried to pay for his pizza with a bag of weed. When the cops arrived, they checked and it was just dried oregano.