I love spicy food but this is stupid.
Then one day my Wife found Dave's Insanity Sauce, and just a toothpick-full had me on my knees.
I went back to it and tried it several more times over the next couple of weeks, but just a small toothpick of the sauce had my mouth on fire. It wasn't even remotely fun.
Dave's Insanity sauce is only 180,000 Scoville, and this was the beginning of the "Scoville Wars." Now there are sauces that rate in the millions.
Nowadays, I stick with Frank's Red Hot...