I think the last time I ate cereal other than oatmeal was in a motel at one of those “continental breakfasts”
Nothin spells loving like mccrap that you pour 2% milk on right in the mcbox...
The only time I've ever gagged myself through oatmeal is in the hospital, and was on a restricted diet. It's the only time I drank tea too, because they wouldn't give me coffee.