That was a nice try. Reminds me of my 100+ year old great Aunt where upon her final fender bender exclaimed,”They saw me coming and should have got out of the way.
I wonder back in the horse and buggy days, did they pull the reins instead of keys.
I had a great Aunt who refused to wear a seat belt. She claimed that if she was going to have an accident she’d just jump out of the car.