actually, it’s Transhumanism 2.0
1.0 was met with a flood
2.0 will be met with a fire
I'm going to upload my consciousness and memories into a nuclear-hardened sphere that can propel itself by either rolling, or by using one or more of hundreds of tentacles that will be coiled inside the sphere. These tentacles will be of various shapes, sizes, lengths, and composition in order to allow me to move, handle a large variety of objects, and conduct a range of scientific experiments.
I will NOT mingle with rectangular, humanoid, or blob-like transhumans as they will be unworthy of my company!