Well, I’m ashamed to say I clicked thru and read the story. What was even more eye catching than this story were the other headlines littering the page. “Missing woman found naked in storm drain.” That sort of thing. Boy, you Floridians sure are a fun-loving if somewhat impulsive bunch!
Reading these crazy stories is a nice respite from the daily deluge of depressingly serious problems afflicting our country. A little zany relief from the barrage of bad news.
Heh. Saw that one earlier.