Well, Keith, a cheapskate friend only answers the call at work or in stores with public bathrooms, used to drive the supervisors crazy, Keith would clock in and shuffle off to drop the kids at the pool....
The boss finally started counting it as his break but the union pencil whipped her into submission.
You know, I heard about those people too!
Does Keith have a lot of kids?
The snowbirds do that here. They park their rigs for free overnight then take a dump on WalMarts dime. The stalls are always occupied and the atmosphere is “thick” when you go in there.