[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Reminds me of a poem I saw fifty years ago on a restroom wall.

Here I sit among the vapor.
Some dam fool stole all the paper.
My girl is waiting I cannot linger,
Look out butt hole here comes my finger.

[antidemoncrat]

Saw a similar one:

Here I sit among the stinking vapor
Wondering who used all of the toilet paper