I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. "I wish to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!" "You crafty little b*****d," replied the fairy.
1 posted on
03/24/2021 3:25:52 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I wasn’t very hip in ‘66...but I do have two metal hips (which guarantees that I’ll always be molested at the TSA desk).
To: sodpoodle
1966: hanging 10 and toting a 45, 2021: 10 don’t hold that 45
To: sodpoodle
The kids starting college this fall actually were born in 2003. Let that sink in. :)
5 posted on
03/24/2021 4:27:12 AM PDT by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate tfo mother's actual parenting of children)
To: sodpoodle
1966 - traveled 10,000 miles to fight the communists.
2012 - the communists are here, hunting me.
6 posted on
03/24/2021 4:27:37 AM PDT by
Chainmail
(Remember - that half the people you meet are below average intelligence)
To: sodpoodle
7 posted on
03/24/2021 5:39:56 AM PDT by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
To: sodpoodle
1966—Iran was an ally and Poland was an enemy
2021—Iran is an enemy and Poland is an ally
8 posted on
03/24/2021 6:13:29 AM PDT by
Fiji Hill
To: sodpoodle
1966—Red meant Communist
2021—Red means Republican
To: sodpoodle
1966: Lost my library card
2021: forget the library card, my mind has been gone since 1967...
11 posted on
03/24/2021 7:43:09 AM PDT by
Paleo Pete
(I survived the great Texas freeze out. I may not survive biden...)
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