A junta has seized the government in a coup. The secret police is rounding up dissenters. We are in lockdown for a year. The economy is grinding to a halt as we explode the greatest debt in human history. Millions of Mexicans, moslems, Central Americans etc are flooding in across the open border.
LOOK, UFO! ALIENS! (squirrel)
I don’t honestly think people who read a wee article on UFO’s are going to forget that we have just been victims of a coup.

Millions of Mexicans, moslems, Central Americans etc are flooding in across the open border.
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West Coast Africans and mainland Chinese are deeply offended by your omission!