Johnny... Uber or Lyft. Or with your money, hire a full-time driver.
Never understood why celebrities drive drunk. A luxury limo for a night even in an expensive city should be under $1,000.00 which is peanuts for someone with lifetime earnings well over $200,000,000.00.
Charlie Sheen has never had a DUI. He is drunk and stoned all of the time and he travels all over town while he is drunk and stoned....and sitting in the back seat of his chauffer driven limousine.