What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal
“You know, I never really liked your brother in law”
The other cannibal replied “That’s OK, just eat the vegetables.”
I’ll be here all week, try the veal.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary.
When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”