This explains what happened with Brian Stelter. He got the X-rated sound kit.
Incoherent babbling in the background....then say....
“It is President Biden on another line....about the thing....gotta go....
My goodness, we live in a magical farty digital world...
“Who is playing ‘It’s a Small World’ in the background? PLEASE put it on mute!”
Uh huh. Not a good plan if you want to remain employed !
He was in the bathroom with audio & video on.
He gave lots of sound effects with the phone maybe laying on the sink.
After he flushed, he looked at his phone an saw he had the two options on...and turned them off.
Just be honest. Its so hard for people just to be honest.
So you get fired. Maybe if you dont want to be on a call for work, maybe you shouldnt be in that job.
Nope, people just lie. And they expect others to go along with it.
This is intriguing. I like Zoom as a phone solution, but video calls are the pits. In my organization, the only people who want video are the CEO and those kissing the backside of the CEO. No video, and it is all okay. It’s just a phone call with screen sharing. I have a piece of tape over the camera just in case.
How about the sound of wanking, as in Jeffery Toobin? That would creep anyone out.
Today’s Dilbert featured ending credits to get people to get off a Zoom call .
I used the “ghost frequency” (18.98 hz) whenever we did our initial “meeting from home” when this mess started. After a month, they cancelled the meetings. Whether it worked or not, I like to think that it did and this was my contribution to the advancement of the human race through meeting-less progress. ;)
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