How dare you, sir.
You blaspheme the single greatest food in the history of the world. Mashed potatoes is the food of the gods.
Leave it to the French frogs to eff up perfection.
“Frogs”? (ahem)
They were here first, I live among them. Maine, as well as Eastern Canada, was settled by the French, then the British drove them out...to Louisiana (see: Evangeline)
Poutine (poo-tzin’) is Acadian, I doubt it’s ever served in France.
You may have never had any, but I’ll bet you can find it at a Cajun restaurant.
Whaaat?
You ignore Tater Tots and Hashbrowns?
Shame on you!