Posted on 03/13/2021 10:19:03 AM PST by Theoria
Oklahoma Lawmaker Files Bill to Establish Bigfoot Hunting Season
Just ask Gus
I’d shoot one in a heartbeat. I need to ask my taxidermist what he’d charge to stuff one. He does a phenomenal job with deer.
Gooney Goo Goo!
Been done. She was 1st lady in the WH.
I’d turn my Bigfoot Carl in for that bounty, but he’s such a good cook.
Nobody can make crepes like Carl.
I’ll bet “Dog” is on it, as we speak.
As the park ranger said in Futurama most people who believe in big foot are too poor to do what’s required to actually cover enough terrain to catch evidence of one.
I’d shoot one in a heartbeat. I need to ask my taxidermist what he’d charge to stuff one. He does a phenomenal job with deer.
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That’s pretty much what a number of hunters thought also; they went hunting Bigfoot and just disappeared never to be seen again - particularity in Alaska.
Good luck capturing him though, he’s one tough fighter
We’ve had a tremendous bounty of bigfeets here in Cornhole County, CA.
The harvest this year was plentiful!
The wife has been canning them all week.
I can’t get enough of Bigfootses preserves in the summer!
Yummy on your pancakes or “galoshes” as they are called in Canada.
Could you just see some red neck shoot shaq and drag his ass in for the reward ?
Standard procedure for finding out what animals live in an area is to place a bait station in a clear space, then stretch a barb wire fence around it.
As the animals crawl through the fencing some hairs will be caught in the wire, and an analysis will tell what type of animal it is.
In the last sixty years, no hairs considered to be “Sasquatch” or Bigfoot has ever been found.
Colonel Steve Austin took on one back in the 70s and yanked Bigfoots arm off.
It's a pretty safe bet that this bounty will never have to be paid.
And in other news... Governor Abbot invited Michelle Obama for a guided tour through Oklahoma’s great “outback”.
***heavily wooded district in Southeast Oklahoma ***
This reminds me of a story about our engineers doing some survey work in that area. Men and women engineers.
One of the men asked the guide if they knew anything about the Boggy Creek monster.
The guide says he had never seen one But he had heard one.
Guide: We was out hunting coon in the swamp and heard the strangest howls I ever heard! It might have been the monster!
A woman engineer chimes in: Do you all still hunt Black People down here?
Another said: RAC-COON Debbie. Raccoon!
I worked with a FReeper who told this to us.
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