You, sir, are quite correct. You cannot possibly live in NYC and not recognize Patrick Ewing by site, just like Derek Jeter. They’re icons — the only way you don’t recognize them is if you need an attitude adjustment or you’re just clinically thick. The security guard is a blithering idiot.
They should be sentenced to 24 hours trying to move Patrick Ewing one stinkin’inch in the paint. They would probably drop dead in thirty minutes