Posted on 03/12/2021 5:25:15 AM PST by JRios1968
Ping-a-ling
One ping for ya!
And one ping for my sources
Well done!
My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screen
I am a marketing consultant and recommended a veterinarian also get a taxidermy license. He now offers a 100% guarantee his customers will get their pet back.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says ‘I may be a typo”
I wrote the next one in invisible ink, but I think I ran out of ink.
Last night I went to a party. I had a few drinks... I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
That’s when I decided to do what I have never done before. I took a cab home.
Sure enough there was a police road block on the way home but since it was a cab they waved it on through. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before.
Those are great! Last night I was still up at midnight and ALMOST checked FaceBook. Decided Not To! he he he
But I still checked FreeRepublic. There are only a couple of Freepers, much newer here than I am, who are rude just for the sake of being rude. One wrote a stupid rude poem for me, thinking I was a girl. I am an old married man with kids and grandkids! and a body builder, MMA, weight lifter, etc. That Freeper hides under the veil of anonymity. How did we get our screen name, our initials mixed together.
~Tyrelle Y. F.
Nature of the internet these days, I guess.
Huh.... didn’t get the cowboy joke because no good cowboy would own sheep.....😂
Yeehah!
My pleasure, JRios1968!
One thing I’ve found out is that after midnight (eastern time) the sidewalks are pretty much rolled up here in Free Republic (maybe most Freepers live in the East). I’m still awake because it’s only 9:00 in my time zone. After that time, I’ve noticed that it’s mostly cranks (and probably drunks) that are on here, so I don’t bother posting or commenting on anything.
High-larious! I especially like the Biden-Pepe Le Pew and the Fauci ones. 😂
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, I’m gonna get the day off.
I’m gonna pretend I’ve gone mad! He climbs up the rafters,
hangs upside down and shouts
I’m a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!
Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts: Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.
So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing is kit up to leave as well.
Where do you think you’re going? asks the foreman.
Well, I can’t work in the friggin dark! said Murphy.
Thanks for the thread and the ping!
So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very wise decision, because I fell off my bike seven times before I got back to the house.
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