careful the Scottish SJWs don't start whining about the Scott's being cheap...DIVORICE, SIMPLY INCOMPATIBLE!
careful the Scottish SJWs don't start whining about the Scott's being cheap... Wasteful and extravagant! Why use mouthwash at all?
“After popping out for a drink in town, Kristina gets a call from Mason, asking her why she’d just bought an iced tea at Coffee Time for £2.89 ($4).”
WOW, he “pops out for a drink” and then harasses his wife for buying a coffee? He blew a lot more at the bar on alcohol than she did on coffee.
“Divorce granted!” Bang! Down comes the gavel.
And I thought I was cheap.......
You should see what we Scots use to trick ourselves in to not drinking that 100 year old bottle of Whisky
This man is painfully stupid and deserves to live alone.
LOL! Fun article.
The thing I am really cheap about is using a piece of Trident gum for 24+ hours, then using about a teaspoon to gargle with after I brush my teeth. It’s all you really need,and then chew the gum for about 30 seconds on to freshen it up.
Used to visit my grandfather every summer...my parents and I both needed the break. He’d send me up onto the roof with a bucket of tar and a paint brush and stand on the ladder to supervise. I can still hear him saying “Don’t be Scotch with it!”
He’s not practicing thrift...he has an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.....an excessive fear of spending because of the discomfort it causes him.
I consider myself thrifty.... I like a great bargain as anyone and I know how to find them. But this guy has mental issues.
This has a lot of potential for a good episode of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents."
Regards,
Guy should marry Sheryl Crow. Tell her she’s being wasteful only using one square of toilet paper at a time. Tell her she should turn it over and use the other side next time.
What are they putting in the $100 pot of chili?
I use Smart Mouth mouthwash. And spit it in the sink. It’s expensive but lasts 12 hours and black coffee gives you garbage breath
Poor writing.
I know it an aussie who routinely crapped at work just to save a little money on toilet paper.
And they scrape the sludge out of beer vats, process it, can it, and convinced people it is a wonderful spread for their morning toast and tea.
Why not dilute the mouthwash with a little water or use less of it. Can also use diluted hydrogen peroxide as a cheap alternative too. Reusing mouthwash is just disgusting and gross. Neurotic in miserliness.
Who reuses tea bags? Come on now...