I always suspected Amtrak trains were made of chainsaws.
You win post of the day.
I can’t imagine one Amtrack location would need that many chainsaws - so one would think they would notice so many being purchased to replace lost ones.
Although maybe they are used so infrequently the guy could explain it away. “I can’t remember the last time we used it - maybe last Spring? Or maybe that storm 4 months ago?? I’ll just buy another one.”
Similar reasoning explains why Seattle is one of the top locations for people buying sunglasses!