"Major, Major... is that any way for a dog to talk? It would be such a shame you were accidentally put in a pet carrier strapped to the roof of a car and driven across Delaware indefinitely.
Must you be taken - for your own protection - to a cage at a maximum security FedGov dog pound in NYC with security cameras that may or may not function?"
#MajorIsn'tSuicidal
“”Major, Major... is that any way for a dog to talk?”
Catch-22 anyone?
Major Major has had a difficult time from the start...